What I've done with my week

It's been quite a week, actually. Going through it, I didn't feel it. But looking back, I'm thinking I need to go get a bottle of wine or a six pack of beer....

So, Monday. Worked at stupid o'clock to get some monthly paperwork done. Found $16 of my missing $36. If you know where my other $20 is, I'd love to know. Boss came to visit just in time to chase a shoplifter to Wendy's where we dragged her back out. She changed into stolen clothes. However, she was not wearing underwear and it was an unfortunate time of the month to be without undies. Ew. Threw those pants away.

Speaking of times of the month, the humidity here totally jacked with mine. I had the most amazingly horrible pms. And then I was 36 hours late. I hate humidity.

Speaking of humidity, my allergies went through the roof. People were asking me if I was crying or upset all the time. If I took the benadryl, then I was dizzy and stupid.

Then I visited another store out in the boondocks. Usually the good stories from this store are about cows or geese. Not this time. So this raccoon was enjoying a honeybun in front of the store just before opening. And it would not be shooed away. It made itself quite at home while it stumbled around, confused. The local sheriff (from the next town over) arrived just in the nick of time. Sheriff used a large orange cone to startle the raccoon into a grassy area then, "POW!" The raccoon was no longer enjoying the honeybun. The raccoon was toted from the scene in a large shopping bag from the store.

All in all, the inventory I'm running is going remarkably well. They've given me an easy store with awesome associates to help me spend my time learning the process instead of putting out fires. But my feet are tired. I feel like all I've done is walk in circles around the store.

So, about that beer....