Headlines from cnn.com, 9:45 on 4/25/07:

"Man rapes, impregnates girl, 9, gets 25"
- He only got 25?
"Egypts 'Dr. Ruth:' Muslims need better sex"
- Only Muslims? Then why is every issue of Glamour or Cosmo about how to have better sex?
"Bush boogies, bangs drum for malaria"
- Like a rain dance, but for malaria?

Another day proving that the media dumbs everything down for the sensationalism factor.