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Sunday, April 8

From a phone conversation with Mom

Me: I keep forgetting to use lotion in the morning now that it's winter again here.
Mom: You only use lotion in the winter?
Note - The warning lights did not go off here. I'm losing my ability to see these statements coming.
Me: Yeah, my skin gets so dry, I can't take it without lotion.
Mom: You should lotion in the summer.
Me: I don't have dry skin in the summer.
Mom: You'll get wrinkles. You should lotion.
Me: I already have old hands...

3 comments:

Kim said...

Okay, so as a redhead, sunscreen should probably be daily I would think... but lotion? Not all the time...

the queen said...

Mmmm. But now that my weight is under control again she has to pick on me about being old.

Kim said...

Well, at least red hair doesn't show a lot of grey - it just sort of fades slowly over time and you can tell people it's just got some blond in it...