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Wednesday, February 7

Top Ten Reasons I Love Being Me!

Most people probably think that I am very conceited. I'm not. I just put on a really good show in public. So from time to time, I remind myself why I love me. I will only list 10 of the reasons for now, because I'm sure in 6 months time I'll do this again. I wouldn't want to bore anyone reading this by being redundant! (Warning : 3, 7 & 8 WILL show up on every list I make. Just sayin'.)

1. I think I am one of the smartest people on the planet.
2. I love to read. In my life, I have not finished exactly one book. Shopaholic Takes Manhattan was thrown away after only 50 pages of mindless uck-dom. I do not agree with censorship, but I equally disagree with the publishing of horrible fiction.
3. Shoes, shoes, shoes. I want everyone to know that I recently purchased a fabulous pair of shoes and it has been way to stinking cold here to wear them. Come on, God! Make it warm enough to wear fun shoes again!
4. Being a woman means I can be crazy-like and people just shrug their shoulders because "Women!"
5. It also means that I can cry and laugh at the exact same time.
6. Which is a great example of my fan-tastic multi-tasking skills. I have MAD skills in the multi-tasking department.
7. Cake.
8. Coffee.
9. My hair is phenomenal. Not just in color - that's all God-given. But I could roll out of bed with bed-head and get compliments on my "indy-rocker" 'do. Seriously.
10. Which is a great lead-in to how beautiful I am. I'm not perfect, and I'm so thankful I'm not. But I think that I wouldn't want to look any other way.

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