The greatest place on earth?

I just roadtripped with Ellie and Deidre to the Mall of America. Many a fella did not understand.

"Where are you going?"
"Minneapolis."
"Why?"
"To shop at the Mall of America."
"That's it?"

I suppose the Y chromosome does change one's view of vacationing and roadtripping. But 5 - 6 hours is not too much time to spend on the road to come away with 2 pairs of shoes, a pair of boots, 2 pair of dress pants, 4 tops and several books. And that's just my trappings....

Plus, at least one coffee shop on every floor? Tell me that's not heaven, I double dog dare you!