I caught a shoplifter today. Not that the event is unusual. But the shoplifter was a runner, and as it turns out, a cross dresser. In all the hub-bub, the officer that took the report, never heard the first part of the story where the shoplifter put three pairs of panties into the bra he was wearing. Fastforward about an hour to the police station.
Me: Thanks for getting this info for me.
Officer: Sorry you had to wait.
Me: No problem. Did you get my panties for me?
Officer: *stunned silence*
Me: The shoplifter put three pairs of panties in his bra....
Officer: ....I did not know that.
Just imagine what thoughts he must have had in those three seconds after I asked for my panties.
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